The 10 Commandments of Raiding

Ok, so I was in a strange mood, and mulling over some ideas for some raiding rules and for some reason it popped into my head to do a 10 commandments sort of thing. These aren’t the actual rules, just a funny little parody of the biblical commandments that I thought up while trying to figure out the rules I wanted to use.

The 10 Commandments of Raiding

I am the Lead, thy Guide…

  1. Thou shalt have no other Raid Leads before me.
  2. Thou shalt not make for thyself an idol of loot.
  3. Thou shalt not scream the Raid Lead’s name in Vent.
  4. Thou shalt remember the Raid Day to keep it awesome.
  5. Thou shalt honor thy healers and thy tanks.
  6. Thou shalt not kill… excepting that thou follow the kill order.
  7. Thou shalt not commit meter-whoring.
  8. Thou shalt not steal the loot.
  9. Thou shalt not bear false witness as to why thou ended up dead.
  10. Thou shalt  not covet thy neighbors helm, nor his boots, nor his trinket.
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2 thoughts on “The 10 Commandments of Raiding

  1. Just found your blog and have been reading it from day 1, forward. Because I am OCD like that, but enough about me. This is *priceless*.

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